Norm MacDonald famously said, “I remember a psychiatrist once telling me that I gamble in order to escape the reality of life, and I told him that’s why everyone does everything.” I’m not one to comment on this as I’ve used my news obsession to escape the reality of my own life for a few decades (a strategy that worked swimmingly until the content of the news actually got worse than the inner demons I was trying to avoid). But questions about the quest to avoid the reality of one’s inner life do make one wonder about the risks and rewards associated with being alone with one’s thoughts — even if your goal is to simply observe them and then let them go. In The Atlantic (Gift Article), Olga Khazan shares some insights on a twist you probably didn’t see coming, even if you’ve been thinking long and hard on the topic. The Dark Side of Mindfulness. “A prominent psychologist and meditation teacher set out to research the benefits of the practice. What she found alarmed her.” This is an interesting article, and focusing on the potential dark side of meditation will help take your mind off all the other things I’m about to report on, where the dark side is far more certain. I’d wager Norm MacDonald would have approved. 25K Pop Demon HuntersSometimes the metaphors inflate themselves. On the way to his midterm convention-cum-rally, “a military aide accidentally deployed an inflatable emergency slide on the new Air Force One ... delaying President Trump’s departure to Dallas.” Fortunately, there was still enough hot air left for a two hour speech (Trump is speaking on both nights of the event) to a partially empty arena, in which Trump fear-mongered about the Democrats’ demonic threat to our way of life, and made at least his fourth promise to dole out cash to Americans: “If the GOP wins both the House of Representatives and the Senate, ‘you win with us,’ Trump said Wednesday, promising that ‘a dividend to every adult citizen in the United States of America for $5,000‘ would follow.” I’m not sure what’s crazier: fully bribing people for their votes or the idea that Trump would actually pay out the $5k. But reality never stopped Trumpism before, so maybe the message will work, along with laughable claims such as the promise that the war with Iran will end right after the midterms and that oil prices will come down then, too. (If not, at least the $5K will get you a partial tank of gas...) Will this messaging in the face of terrible polling work? I say no. But I said no during all the other elections when Trump’s numbers surprised us on the upside, so instead, I’ll just say, vote. 3The Giving and Taking TreeMoney doesn’t grow on trees. But money sure as hell can buy grown trees. Like, really grown. And that’s a big business these days. “More than ever, rich property owners are spending huge sums on full-grown oaks, palms and baobabs. They don’t have the time or patience to watch them grow.” The Latest Wealth Flex: Big Trees. “’Of course, people have done big trees before,’ Andres Blanco, a principal at Ferguson & Shamamian Architects in New York, said. ‘But not at this scale. The money is now out of control.’” 4Talarico Violations“I interviewed Donald Trump when he was running for president in 2015, and at that time, when he was the one sitting next to me, he seemed to have no problem with the idea of talk show hosts interviewing candidates. In fact, he was very eager to come back for another interview, which he did just before he became the nominee in 2016. But for some reason, and I can’t seem to figure out what that reason is, something has changed.” Jimmy Kimmel returned from his Summer break (I still can’t believe he left me out here alone all that time) to celebrate his 4,000th episode. And by 4,001, Trump’s FCC is already on his (and the Constitution’s) case. Jimmy Kimmel’s Interview With James Talarico Heading to YouTube to Avoid FCC Hassle. (With any luck, it will end up being Kimmel’s most streamed interview of all time.) 5Extra, ExtraA Distinct Extinct Possibility: Were you hoping that all the AI experts would come out and say the recent warnings about the threat to humans has been totally overblown? Well, this headline won’t help. Top AI pioneers reaffirm Anthropic researcher’s human extinction warning. Meanwhile, lawmakers are at a loss for how to regulate AI as insiders warn of impending doom. Lawmakers are woefully late to a problem that would be difficult to address under any circumstances. If you missed it yesterday: This is life Between the Hammer and the Anvil. “Imagine you’re standing in front of a button. If you push that button, it will set off a Rube Goldberg machine series of events that will wow the world with unimaginable advances in science, health, and other endeavors, empower like-minded nations, and result in unthinkable riches. But the machine’s final step is to drop a massive anvil on you and the rest of humankind. Would you push the button?” |