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I Will Not Board a Plane to Visit Your Baby
If I had a baby, I would not ask you to get on a plane. I wouldn’t publish a wounded essay online if you chose sleep over visiting my offspring.
By Dennard Dayle
Furniture Arrangements for Your Therapist’s Office
The Casual: You and your therapist side by side on a couch.
By Jake Goldwasser
Realistic High-School-Yearbook Inscriptions
“You will read this once this afternoon and not again until you’re in your fifties, but, by that time, I will have already died, alone in my apartment, totally nude, except for my ankle monitor.”
By Jason Roeder and Mike Sacks
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Today’s cartoon, by Matt Reuter:
“How come everything they release always gets so heavily redacted?”
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The Sporting Scene
Victor Wembanyama Towers Over the Thunder, and the Game of Basketball
San Antonio’s Game Seven victory against Oklahoma City announced the arrival of the N.B.A.’s most remarkable new superstar in years, Victor Wembanyama.
By Louisa Thomas
Personal History
The Paperboy’s Secret
In boyhood, guilt was a constant companion. I stopped mentioning the quarters that Mr. Wood put into my pocket.
By Peter Hessler
