I'd call my boat, "The Black Diamond" and everyone has to wear the color green. We'd have plenty of oranges (because I will NOT let anyone get scurvy), and we'll have required tea time at every sunset.
Once a month, we'll find some unsuspecting rich person's island and stake our claim. They don't need all that space!
So who wants to be on my crew?
With love,
Amatullah | 
