Early Bird Sale Starts NOW!

Being early is great pretty much anytime there is nothing sensual involved. There's the saying, "the early bird gets the worm.” Late birds end up on your table at Thanksgiving, tied up, waterboarded in gravy. This Fuchsia Friday, we've made it so easy to get a deal, you don't even have to wake up at 4am and go to a Best Buy to get it. You can stay home, dutch ovening your beloved with horrific turkey farts like a good early-bird member of civilized society! We make money, you get entertainment, your loved one remembers who's boss! Win win!

That's why we're emailing you right now, you have been specially selected to get the Windscribe Early Early Bird (W.E.E.B) deal! A pre-Fuchsia Friday extravaganza! Only $29 smackaroonies a year for Windscribe Pro! Tired of our offensive emails? Go Pro! We will never bother you again! Sick of having a limited amount of servers? Go Pro! You can access the fastest 10Gbps servers around the world! Maximize your downloads and minimize your ping as you shoot each other's faces in Battlefield!

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That's right you precious early birdy, only $29 a year for Pro! A deal so good, we're losing money on it (probably)! In order to maintain revenue projections we have forced all of our staff to get second jobs as roofers! They were getting too pale sitting inside on their computers. They needed some good hard D... vitamin D, that is. Just kidding, it's winter in Canada! We just joke to distract from the crippling depression that accompanies 4pm sunsets, -20 C (-4 F) weather, and hilariously high taxes.

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