Forget Freddy Krueger. The real nightmare is trying to log into anything on a new device.
“Use a different password for everything! It’s safer!” they say. Sure, but now I’m haunted by 47 variations of the same password and zero memory of which one works, while my mind is possessed with nothing but random trivia and K-Pop Demon Hunters song lyrics.
Honestly? I’ll take the “or else.”
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