Imagine a world where single people are only legally allowed to have sex one night per year. No, it’s not another Handmaid’s Tale spin-off. Rather, it’s the plot of One Night Only, the new rom-com from the guy who gave us Easy A and Anyone But You. An aspiring singer (Monica Barbaro) and a pizzeria owner (Callum Turner) first cross paths on the aforementioned Horniest Night of the Year™. As sparks fly between these two unrealistically hot people, an obvious question remains: Will they hook up before it’s too late? One can only hope. Either way, at least we have Turner making pizza from scratch.

Convinced you’ve got nothing to wear this weekend? Don’t panic-shop. Try an “outfit villain.” It’s the delightfully chaotic styling hack that’ll make your whole wardrobe feel fresh — and a little rebellious.

Viral Cowboy Candy (aka candied jalapeños) just got a summery upgrade, and all it takes is one ingredient you’ve probably got sitting on your counter. BRB while we eat it on burgers, pizza, and, let’s be honest, straight off the spoon.

Leave it to Ryan Murphy to combine misbehaving rich kids, an elite prep school, and a deranged murderer into one show. FX’s The Shards — based on Bret Easton Ellis’s semi-autobiographical novel — tells the story of a privileged high school clique (Kaia Gerber, Graham Campbell, Hayes Warner) that includes 17-year-old Bret (Igby Rigney). His world begins to unravel when a new student (Homer Gere) arrives right around the same time a serial killer strikes across the city — which, shocker, Bret doesn’t think is purely coincidence. It’s basically Gossip Girl meets Riverdale with a literary bent, so, naturally, it gets an A+.

If your iPhone grocery lists are a scary place, allow us to deliver some hard news: Your Notes app is not it. Your phone comes with another app that offers an easier, far more organized way to get it done — and honestly, we’re annoyed it took us this long to find out.