If you’re the “Dave” of your team, you can feel this image. You solve ONE issue in a single night and instead of being rewarded with a nap in the sun, you’ve been promoted directly into the blast radius of the next one.
It’s a very dev life. Do something well once and suddenly it’s your specialty.
Fix a WooCommerce checkout issue? Congrats, you’re the payments department. Untangle a DNS mess? You are now the domain whisperer. Reply quickly to one client email? Wonderful, they now expect live chat energy forever.
Anyway, while Dave stares into the middle distance and Googles “how much sleep deprivation until the hallucinations start,” let’s see what’s new, weird, useful, and mildly alarming in WordPress this month.