Everyone's Getting Paid. Except You.

Have you ever found yourself lazing on the couch, scooping down your favourite ice cream while thinking "the only thing that could make this better is if I was getting paid for it"? Well, after years in the lab and thousands of couch-lounging sessions, we've finally figured out how to do just that.

Introducing FuttBux ($FBUX) - a revolutionary digital currency that you earn by NOT using Windscribe. Our CEO Geoff Pesos even emerged from his private sensory deprivation yacht to announce FuttBux to the world.

How does it work? Great question. Each FuttBux token is generated inside a decommissioned Soviet calculator that we bought off a guy named Dimitri at a flea market. Don't ask how it makes tokens, we're not sure either but Dimitri said he had a PhD. We didn't verify this but he had a firm handshake so we trust him.

Our proprietary Null Activity Oracle (NAO) monitors your account 24/7 waiting for any Measured Abstention Events (MAE) to generate Proof-of-Non-Consumption (PoNC). You are then awarded FuttBux tokens which get processed in our new Taintchain Lazy Ledger.

Listen, all the details are in our brownpaper if you want to nerd out. The point is: you do nothing, you get paid. If you do something, you get paid less. This is the first financial system that actively punishes productivity. We think the global economy has been heading in this direction for years and like any good business, we're here to capitalize on the economy of doing nothing.

Fresh FuttBux Merch

The official FuttBux t-shirts are here. You can't spend FuttBux on them yet, but you can buy them with regular government-issued money like some kind of medieval peasant bartering with the king's portrait on a coin. We don't judge. Actually we do, but we'll sell you the shirt anyway.

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