Hey there

It's Ryan from True Classic.

I know for the last few days we've been telling you 'we overbought inventory' and someone 'misplaced a zero'.

It was my cat.

I was reviewing our upcoming order and left my computer to answer the door.

My cat, as he always does when I'm not around, decided it was time for a keyboard stroll.

And now as you can see, our warehouse is stacked to the brim.

Top quality classics. All of our best stuff.

We need to get rid off it, and we need your help.

Our warehouse manager is still eating his lunch on a pallet.

Check out these absolutely ridiculous deals. I only approved them because my cat's to blame.