Before we get into all the Elite stuff, don't forget to peep this WILD episode of Financial Audit.
If you've ever wondered what it looks like to get financially cucked, you can see it happen in real-time above.
And we've got TONS of crazy chaos going down this week, from insane blue-hairs to a 90-day-fiance prepper.
So let's dive right in!
BTS: Why I can't lose weight...
Wanna know why my doctor keeps yelling at me?
This show right here.
Today, I'm taking you behind the scenes of member-favorite show Fat & Fatter, plus giving you a little look into the life of Colton as he guides preproduction.
So go check out how our guests get onboarded, while we waterboard ourselves with sweet-treats and sandwiches.
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Back to the show!
New Show: Lindsey's Checkup: Pending Nuptials
Remember Jedidiah?
I mean, I'll never forget the "chicken police."
Anyyywayyy....
Lindsey checks in on his forthcoming marriage, post Cameroonian proposal.
We're all dying to know when his beloved will be allowed into the country, and you can find out with us here.
At least now he has no debt and a decent emergency fund.
NEW Hammer It Out: Getting f*cked over by a felon
Candace is 35 and says she's OBSESSED with me.
(Who could blame her?)
This Michigan resident needs some advice about having dated a prisoner...
She called him "9 Toes" and despite what sounds like a glowing resume, he hasn't paid her back for all the money she sent to his commissary.
(Shocker.)
Tune in here to find out what we tell her to do.
Next up is 19-year-old Preston, a real-estate agent in good old Texas.
He wants to know how to get into rental properties.
With just a few active listings, and no sales so far...
We totally understand why he's trying to get into some consistent income.
Look, this dude is young and hustling and we try our best to help him out.
Watch here to find out what we recommend.
Okay, wow...
That's a lot.
And there's EVEN MORE happening on the elite channel.
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Taquitos,
Caleb "Getting too fat for this shit" Hammer