MINI Gold Trumpinator

The Mini Gold Trumpinator Is Here

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?This is BIG. 

 

Our original standard-sized Gold Trumpinator (only 2,024 units made) sold out in a flash and today we're giving you an exclusive shot at the brand-new Mini Gold Trumpinator, limited to just 10,000 units EVER.

 

Once they're gone… that's it. No restocks. No reruns.

 

This mini collector piece stands proudly at 4 inches tall, features a fully bobbling head, and comes in a premium collectible display box

 

It's the perfect desk companion, gift item, or addition to your patriotic collection.

 

Grab yours before they're gone »

 

 
 
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