EDITOR’S NOTE

Happy Sunday. Fellow single people, as we approach cuffing season, allow me to remind you that the grass isn’t always greener. Case in point: Apparently it’s David Beckham’s fault Victoria Beckham always looks “miserable.” I, for one, don’t want to look miserable this fall, I want to look like an Olsen. Or wait, is that Jennifer Lawrence? Either way, I need this whole outfit. Other things I currently need/want?

• This HGTV addition to Bachelor Nation that asks the age old question: What if all of these hot people renovated a house together?

• A dog —  mostly to dress in one of these outrageous(ly perfect) Oscar de la Renta dog bows.

• And a certain someone’s  bright orange, hands-free murse that holds nothing — but gives everything. 

— Jamie Feldman / Writer, Culture and Lifestyle / Brooklyn, NY