Greetings, friends! US Defense Secretary…erm…umm…War Secretary(?) Pete Hegseth wants “beardos” out of the US armed forces, telling top brass yesterday that the military has lost its “warrior ethos” and needs to update its dress code to enforce stricter facial grooming standards.
Our newsletter remains unchanged, some of us will continue to don beards, and we haven’t lost our storier ethos.Speaking of…
