Hi Friends, Welp, we got quite a bombshell report yesterday about a creepy AF birthday letter Trump allegedly wrote to his buddy Jeffrey Epstein for his 50th. The note features a really weird interaction between Trump and Epstein with references to a "secret." Oh, and let's not forget the hand-drawn sketch of a nude woman with his signature placed just so. Donald of course denied the letter was real, but in the weirdest way ever, which led to much mocking online. But seriously, does anyone really doubt this is legit? Come on. We see you, Donald. ~ George Takei |