Wherever you fall on the destination-wedding debate I think it’s fair to say that if you show up to one, and the Jolly Roger is flying, it cannot auger good things. The pirate-flag cameo is just one of the many incredible details revealed this week in an excerpt of Hollywood Vampires by authors Kelly Loudenberg and Makiko Wholey, about the brief and disastrous marriage of Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. It’s a summer read if ever there was one.